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Pete Holmes has achieved a jealousy-inducing feat: He spends little time on his iPhone
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Pete Holmes has achieved a jealousy-inducing feat: He spends little time on his iPhone.
Key facts
- There was a time when Apple was trying to make the 11-inch laptop
- An hour and 15 minutes was their average for the week
- That was the greatest achievement in tech in the past 10 years
- The reporter is getting better at being like, “You don't have to do that.” the reporter doesn't think it's a show business thing—the reporter thinks the reporter is 47 years old
Summary
To pull it off, Holmes keeps his phone in grayscale and has the screen-time widget displayed prominently on his home screen. Holmes spoke to WIRED about his first foray into comedy, FaceTiming his mom’s forehead, and why he thinks they're all going to “slowly walk away” from their phones. It's the iPhone Air from 2025. The first thing the reporter love about it is that it did not do well. Everybody has the same fucking ugly spider eyeball phone. The iPhone Air is the first iPhone the reporter has seen in a long time that looks like Steve Jobs had a say. There was a time when Apple was trying to make the 11-inch laptop. And now it's just, “Here's everything.” You look like you work in Silicon Valley.